This is nothing at all so you will most likely live right away but if you do read this you have no time on your hands and go do something that will help your family or this web site or yourself so go for it and go be helpful to something or go drownd yourself in a barrel of monkeys which ever remember be nice go to school eat fruit do the worm play Nintendo DS don't eat your cat, dog, or pet so i wont have any stuff for a while so go live life play the drums drink Pepsi eat pie ramble ramble yum tacos you don't own my i live in Magical Land of Santa and Chuck Norris Woo Chuck Norris is the best IF YOU WANT TO HEAR CHUCK NORRIS FACTS STAY AND READ

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

Chuck Norris won a staring contest with Medusa.

When Chuck Norris wants a salad he eats a vegetarian.

Chuck Norris was Baptized with napalm.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "Booya."

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris Pajamas.

Chuck Norris,s girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Chuck then shouted "How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris!" and ripped out her throat. He then bellowed " Don't Fuk with Chuck!" 2 years and 5 month later he realixed the irony of this statement and laughed so hard anyone within a hundred-mile radius of that blast went deaf.

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